- Him: Hey, didn't you go on a blind date with some disfigured guy at that restaurant?
- Me: Yeah, the Elephant Man.*
- H: Who set you up on that date?
- M: A friend of my Mom's.
- H: Jesus. "You know who would be perfect for this freak? Lauren!"
- M: Well, maybe it's because I am so nice. You know, she knew that I would look past the elephantiasis and into his soul.
- H: Uh, you're nice...but not _that_ nice.
- *This is how he described himself.
I am not an animal, I am a human being
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