indefensible:

I went to the doctor about this problem I’m having with my neck/back/shoulders. I have to get a spinal CT Scan, a shoulder ultrasound, and shoulder x-rays done. He also prescribed some sweet painkillers that I am not sharing.

My total out-of-pocket for this, including the doctor, and the painkillers – $38.

Oh yeah? Well, my country will give me health care for free. All I have to do is murder someone and get caught.